Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, blahblahblah

Hey fuckmooks,

I've been a busy little beaver this holiday season. My friend Matt and I went out and shot the season 2 opener for The GooTube Conspiracy on Christmas eve. The footage looks awesome and should make for a pretty whizbang start to this damn thing. I wrote the script for episode 2 yesterday and Matt is gonna translate it into colloquial Belgian French and hopefully we'll shoot that soon. I need a realistic looking toy gun and apparently it is illegal to sell those here in NY and NJ. I can order some online from a company down in Houston (God bless Texas) but they are closed for the holidays and won't process my order til after the 2nd. Gonna have to put a call out to the bros™ and see if they might be able to go buy me a couple and overnight 'em to me.

Got a Revver account, but they are taking forever approving my vids. Apparently it may be possible to get paid for these silly little videos. I'll let you know how that goes. If the payments work as fast as the approvals, I won't be holding my breath.

Today was pretty cool. I went to Philly (never been there before) and met nalts in person for the first time. He is a very cool guy. Much taller than I expected. I also got to meet some very lovely ladies (shit you not guys - they may be internet geeks, but they were total honeys). Alex and Felicia from The Daily Reel and Micki from Revver. Media Mogirl didn't make it. Too bad, cause she is quite the looker and is apparently as tall as I am (brains are sexy, but miles of gams are sexier.) We all had beers and cheese steaks (except for Felicia - one o' them wacky vegetable-chewin' types) and talked about online video. It's weird - a month ago I barely knew what a YouTube was now here I am getting schooled on the fine art of promoting videos and all of these sites and people who are "e-lebrities" or "ce-webrities" (I guess someone will figure out a term that doesn't sound just plain stupid or like Elmer Fudd eventually). Apparently Micki is quite famous. So I'm guessin' there are probably hundreds of guys in their parent's basements wishing they could have been me talking to Mickipedia about Billy Bob Thorton's man gravy. (Yeah, my diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain was working overtime.) The girls seemed surprised at my lack of couth, but didn't seem to take offense. Still feel like a douche about it though.

I thought Nalts had shown them my vids before. I was mistaken. So, really, they had no clue what the fuck I was even doing there. Nice. I sent them some links to my GooTube vids and even gave them a sneak peek at episode 1. They might arrange for us to be featured on their sites and then this thing really might have a chance to take off. We'll see, I guess. They might think I suck and kick Kevin in the nuts for bringing me along. Not gonna worry about it. Just keep plodding along, making my vids and hopefully people will like them and want to see more.