Monday, April 16, 2007

The Truth Shall Set You Free

Hey fuckmooks,

"I am still of the opinion that all the use of F***mooks etc is not necessary. Your blog, and other things would not suffer with less of that term, I don't believe. As you get better known and press, it may become a negative. think about it. I know you will do what you think is best....just inserting my 2 cents worth. thanks for listening."

I received this email the other day. I appreciate your concern, but I feel the need to clarify some things. No one reads this blog. No one will ever read this blog. No one watches my videos. No one will ever watch my videos. I have no illusions about this. I write and make videos for my own enjoyment. Period. So I try and stay true to myself. I swear. A lot. People will need to come to terms with that or they are always free to continue not paying attention to what I am doing. I get people ketchup for a living. As I get older I will have to start working in crappier and crappier restaurants. Eventually I will probably work the register at a Denny's when I am no longer able to actually wait on tables. I will die a poor and lonely old man that never fully realized the potential of his youth. I accept this. And I find it extremely liberating.

Yes, GooTube Conspiracy is getting increasingly popular. But I have no misconceptions as to why. Nalts is a YouTube "star" and people tune in to our show to get a further 'Nalts fix' because his posting 3 vids per day on his own channel isn't enough for some people. My own channel only has about 70 subscribers. That is a huge indicator of your popularity. Matter of fact - let us all just take a moment to see exactly what people think of my videos, shall we?

"What a load of heavy-handed bulls**t"


And another:
"Hey Kyle. Maybe you should run a food shelter, or give your home to those poor people so they can have a place to sleep instead of making videos. If you really wanted to bleed your heart, you could sell all your production equipement and feed them all. But then how could you afford a pack a smokes?"


Yet another gem:
"Kyle. Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life."


To put it succinctly:
"u faggy???"


And finally:
"your an idiot"


So, you see, the veil has been lifted from my eyes. I will never be a professional filmmaker. I do not kid myself into thinking that I will. Hopefully, I will make a few silly vids that people enjoy along the way before Time does its thing and I lay down for that final dirt nap.

Get bent.